Somniloquy- The act or habit of talking in one's sleep. This is my life with a sleeptalking husband. We'll call him Scott, since that is his name.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

The Next Harry Potter?



One night Scott was sleeping on his back and he suddenly points to our hallway light and says, "Activate! Reveal!"
He punched his fists together (knuckles to knuckles).
Then said, "That's the pocket" and punched his palm.

Monday, July 14, 2008

A Rough Night In Ice Cream Hell

PART ONE

Scott-"Quit trying to lie."
Me-"Lie about what?"
Scott-"Well it's not the Middle East."


PART TWO

Scott-"This whole time you've been on my case and you didn't even read!"


PART THREE

Scott-"I don't want to be in some ice cream hell, now quit!"