#sleepgramming

Scott- "This is where you have to get creative"
Me- "What? About what?"
Scott- "Stuff starts to melt"
Me- "Huh?"
Scott- "Gets hot, stuff starts to melt"
Me- "So we have to get creative?"
Scott- "No...leaves fall..."


Here's a photo of Scott instagramming in his sleep.

Travis Alert

Yay, an audio clip! We had to bleep out the numbers he was saying because it is his social security number. So that's great, considering he can fall asleep anywhere. 

Weird Beard

Scott- "Beard again."

Me- "What?"

Scott- "Beer. to. 'gain."

Me- "What?"

Scott- (big sigh) "Weird again."

A little later...

Me- "Beard again?"

Scott- "I told you. I said it makes beard again."

Me- "What does?"

Scott- "I don't know, why are you asking me?"

You Should All Be Jealous

Scott- (proudly and happily) "My fun-roll is twice as powerful!"

What Do My Eyes Tell You?

Me-"I asked you a question."

Scott-(with attitude)"And I answered you with my eyes."

How do you know what someone tells you with their eyes when they have them closed?

Man Behind the Curtain

Me-"Hey Scott"

Scott-"It's going to be okay."

Me-"What?"

Scott-"They listen to me now."

Me-"Who?"

Scott-"The commander in chief."

Me-"And who is that?"

Scott-"Josh."

What The Wobble?

Scott-"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down."

Me-"What?!"

Scott-"Eagle Wobble."

Me-"What?!?!"

Scott-"Wobble."

Me-"What?!?!?!"

Scott-"Burt Wobble."

Me-"What?!?! Who is Burt Wobble?!"

Silence

Me-"Scott, what are you saying?"

Scott-"It's my choice."

Me-"What is?"

Scott-"To say whatever I want to here."