One Of My Favorites

Scott-"I'm gonna smather my lunch. Haha. Smather. That's a good one!"

Oh Really?

One night Scott rolled over and put his chin on my shoulder. (I was on my side with my back toward him)

Me-"What are you doing?"

Scott-"I'm showing you the light."

Some Random One-Liners

"It's all about money."

With attitude-"I would ASSUME lunch is at 3:30."

"You turn it on yourself; it's warm."