Somniloquies

Weird Beard

2011-04-30T18:30:00.002-04:00

Scott- "Beard again."

Me- "What?"

Scott- "Beer. to. 'gain."

Me- "What?"

Scott- (big sigh) "Weird again."

A little later...

Me- "Beard again?"

Scott- "I told you. I said it makes beard again."

Me- "What does?"

Scott- "I don't know, why are you asking me?"

You Should All Be Jealous

2010-04-19T00:01:00.003-04:00

Scott- (proudly and happily) "My fun-roll is twice as powerful!"

What Do My Eyes Tell You?

2009-09-30T00:48:00.002-04:00

Me-"I asked you a question."

Scott-(with attitude)"And I answered you with my eyes."

How do you know what someone tells you with their eyes when they have them closed?

Man Behind the Curtain

2009-06-01T12:04:00.002-04:00

Me-"Hey Scott"

Scott-"It's going to be okay."

Me-"What?"

Scott-"They listen to me now."

Me-"Who?"

Scott-"The commander in chief."

Me-"And who is that?"

Scott-"Josh."

What The Wobble?

2009-04-06T01:26:00.002-04:00

Scott-"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down."

Me-"What?!"

Scott-"Eagle Wobble."

Me-"What?!?!"

Scott-"Wobble."

Me-"What?!?!?!"

Scott-"Burt Wobble."

Me-"What?!?! Who is Burt Wobble?!"

Silence

Me-"Scott, what are you saying?"

Scott-"It's my choice."

Me-"What is?"

Scott-"To say whatever I want to here."

Way To Break A Girl's Heart

2009-02-06T23:13:00.004-05:00

One night as I was getting into bed, Scott rolled over, kissed my forehead and said,

"You're my gold", with a big smile on his face.

I laughed (a lot) and then he laughed too.

I asked him if he knew what he had said.

He mumbled something about L.A. and then said,

"I messed it up, I'm an elf."

A few minutes later I said, "Am I really your gold?"

He said quickly, "No."

Me-"What?!?!"

Scott-"No way Jose!"

Another Rough Night

2008-12-28T23:53:00.003-05:00

"When I need something done, I need people to live up!!"

And later on,

"I don't need you to try to help figure out which way to screw me the most!"

A Walk to Remember

2008-11-13T01:34:00.005-05:00

"Uh ok...........big cheese. Just pull on it, just pull on it. I'd just pull on it."

A little later....

Me-"Where did you go today?"

Scott-"I walked in there and back."

Me-"Where?"

Scott-"The here and there."

All In A Night's Sleep

2008-09-27T02:54:00.002-04:00

Scott- "He was carrying a blue elf and spooking a poop."

And later on.....

Scott-"Anyway I had it right, so I win, so leave me alone."

(how do you spook a poop?)

Wow, That Does Sound Like Fun.

2008-09-12T22:53:00.003-04:00

Scott-"Sounds like fun."

Me-"What does?"

Scott-"A boomerang."

Me-"What are you gonna do with it?"

Scott-"Watch it."

Another Random One-Liner

2008-08-27T02:17:00.002-04:00

"Because you're breaky-fally on my lardy-lardy"

He Can Be Cute Too

2008-08-12T01:44:00.002-04:00

One night he rolled over, pulled me really close and said,

"Hold you tight. I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it."

The Next Harry Potter?

2008-07-26T23:56:00.002-04:00

One night Scott was sleeping on his back and he suddenly points to our hallway light and says, "Activate! Reveal!"

He punched his fists together (knuckles to knuckles).

Then said, "That's the pocket" and punched his palm.

A Rough Night In Ice Cream Hell

2008-07-14T00:46:00.005-04:00

PART ONE

Scott-"Quit trying to lie."

Me-"Lie about what?"

Scott-"Well it's not the Middle East."

PART TWO

Scott-"This whole time you've been on my case and you didn't even read!"

PART THREE

Scott-"I don't want to be in some ice cream hell, now quit!"

One Of My Favorites

2008-06-27T02:25:00.002-04:00

Scott-"I'm gonna smather my lunch. Haha. Smather. That's a good one!"

Oh Really?

2008-06-15T02:00:00.002-04:00

One night Scott rolled over and put his chin on my shoulder. (I was on my side with my back toward him)

Me-"What are you doing?"

Scott-"I'm showing you the light."

Some Random One-Liners

2008-06-01T12:54:00.002-04:00

"It's all about money."

With attitude-"I would ASSUME lunch is at 3:30."

"You turn it on yourself; it's warm."

On The Feast Of Stephen

2008-05-20T00:40:00.003-04:00

Scott-"Good King Wenceslas."

Me-"What about him?"

Scott-"He's here in the room."

Me-"What does he want?"

Scott-"He wants to be an actor/actress."

Like A Polaroid Picture

2008-05-10T14:32:00.005-04:00

Scott shook his butt in his sleep on at least 2 separate occasions, that I happened to be awake for. The first time it happened, it was a simple wiggle.

The second time he did it, after he shook his butt he laughed and said, " I shook it. Once, twice, three times!"

That Is The Question

2008-05-02T01:58:00.004-04:00

When he started talking in his sleep the one night, I couldn't totally understand what he was saying at first (a common occurrence). His mumbling had something to do with something someone had said.

Me-"Who said it?"

Scott-"That guy. That that GUY!" (he points at our wall)

Me-"Who is he?"

Scott-"I don't know. That guy. (pauses) John."

Me-" John who?"

Scott-"Warne."

Me-"What did he say?"

Scott-"To die or not to die."

He Doesn't Like Wal-Mart

2008-04-22T00:51:00.005-04:00

Scott- "Your death game."

Me- "What does that mean?"

Scott-"It means the gate to get into Wal-Mart Land."

From a different night of rambling in his sleep:

Scott-"Shhhhh.Wal-Mart. I'm takin' em DOWN!!"

Did you just say.....

2008-04-05T02:53:00.009-04:00

Scott and I went on a trip to Ireland in January of 2004. This is the only time I videotaped some of his sleeptalking. Some parts of the video, he does wake up a little- but not for long. This is how he can be sometimes. It is almost impossible to wake him up. That is why I am so annoying in the video (poking him, etc.). At the time we were dating and I had another friend along that was my roommate. We were trying to get him to wake up and go back to his room. That took much longer than expected. My friend eventually got so frustrated with him, she threw a brush at him. Which missed and hit the wall, but all of that is not included in the following clips.

oh heck

2008-04-03T16:21:00.004-04:00

I decided to start a blog about Scott talking in his sleep. More to come.....